Fan is short for FANATIC. Let’s take a journey down this Cowboys fan rough Thanksgiving. After his cousin kept ragging on him about the Cowboys losing, homeboy finally lost it.He threatened to beat up his cousin, said the food was nasty, told Maya that her mac-n-cheese was trash and that she should stick to doing hair. He pointed out the food was so bad he was on the toilet for the majority of the game. Lastly, his ride refused to take him home because he was so fed up.