Inside Conditions: Burying Russell Wilson, Justin Fields already? Not on my watch

ALLEY CAT REPORTING Top of the morning, eve­ning, or night to all of you ladies and gentlemen. Just for your reading plea­sure, I am now going to present a special Aubrey Bruce 2024 anti-yinzer version of the 1955 folk song written by Pete See­ger, titled: “Where Have All The Flowers Gone?” “Where did all the writ­ers go? Long time passing. Where did all the writ­ers go? A long time ago. Where did all the writers go? Instagram, Twitter ev­eryone. Some folks would rather burn. They’d rath­er burn than learn.” (Au­brey Bruce 2024). Rotoballer (I am not kidding that’s his name), just posted a piece on the Internet titled: “George Pickens Skips Session With New QB.” Within this very less-than-stel­lar reporting, (reporting, sure that’s a laugh), Sir Roto-baller dredges a few nuggets of poopoo-lala up from the bottom of his journalistic septic tank. According to Mr. Rotobal­ler: “Pittsburgh Steelers tight end Pat Freiermuth recently got together with new quarterback Russell Wilson in San Diego for throwing drills. Interest­ingly enough, wideout George Pickens reported­ly skipped out on partic­ipating with the group. Although a reason hasn’t been revealed, it’s some­thing to monitor ahead of offseason workouts and moving toward train­ing camp. However, with...