Public Sodomy: Vance Crushed Team Harris-Walz

The following article, Public Sodomy: Vance Crushed Team Harris-Walz, was first published on The Black Sphere. If I had a nickel for every time Tim Walz mentioned the burning dumpster fire Minnesota’s turned into under his leadership, I’d have a down payment on a Ferrari. What a trainwreck of a debate performance for Walz. When Walz wasn’t busy glossing over his hot mess of a governorship, he had the unenviable task of doing two things. First, he had to somehow trash-talk one of the most successful presidencies in American history. And second, his ammo for that? The smoldering wreckage of what’s easily the worst presidency in American history—his own boss’s. It was like trying to defend the Titanic while still sinking in it. Everyone who’d been paying attention already knew JD Vance was going to wipe the floor with Walz’s Midwestern behind. And that beating started from the word “go.” As I reflect on the debate, the term “public sodomy” comes to mind. Walz looked like he was one bad question away from asking for a smoke break, which only confirmed the rumors that the guy was sweating bullets before the debate even started. He rambled through his two-minute response,...