Trumped-Up Christmas: A Playlist for Taunting Leftists

The following article, Trumped-Up Christmas: A Playlist for Taunting Leftists, was first published on The Black Sphere. ‘Tis the season to be MAGA! What better way to spread holiday cheer than by remixing Christmas classics to remind Leftists they’ve been “YUGE” losers lately? Below is a list of Trump-themed carols inspired by the controversies and catastrophes of the Left. Each title comes with a clever backstory to deliver laughs like stockings stuffed with coal. 1. “All I Want for Christmas Is the Popular Vote” Mariah Carey’s classic gets a twist. This hit is a nod to Democrats’ obsession with the popular vote, as they cling to their moral victories like a kid who didn’t make the nice list clutches coal. Spoiler alert: It’s the Electoral College, not your feelings, that decides the winner. 2. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fraud” Inspired by: “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” In honor of their cries about “election interference,” this parody croons about imaginary ballots, Dominion conspiracies (on both sides), and their inability to accept Trump’s comeback. 3. “Grandma Got Run Over by Pelosi” Inspired by Pelosi’s recent Luxembourg tumble. Grandma might’ve survived her reindeer incident, but Pelosi didn’t...