Biden Begs America’s Black Presidents for Help

The following article, Biden Begs America’s Black Presidents for Help, was first published on The Black Sphere. In clearly a desperation move, Joe Biden has called in his secret weapons to help his campaign: America’s first two Black presidents. Black voters declared Bill Clinton, the white man who can play the sax and likes chubby white interns, as Black during his presidency. This made Clinton the technical first Black president. Though most people consider Clinton a political relic with too much baggage to enlist for support, Joe Biden needs the help. As for the second Black president, who technically still is not the first Black president given that he’s half white, what does he bring? At the end of Obama’s presidency, world leaders weren’t even taking his phone calls. I will never forget a speech he gave at a UN conference, where people ignored him. Then at the end of his speech, one lone man clapped. The man who could garner thousands of adoring supporters, reduced to being a political street prostitute joins a serial rapist to form the rescue team for Joe “You ain’t Black” Biden. Barack Obama and Bill Clinton will suspend their active retirements to try to...