Overtime: Ohtani….something doesn’t add up here…???!!

:10—Never-you-mind about “Shohei Ohtani,” the newly crowned baseball zillionaire “locked” down by the Los Angeles Dodg­ers, I’ll get back to him in a moment. BTW hold on to that word “locked” cause somebody gonna! But it’s “Ippei Mizuhara,” his interpreter, you better pray for because all the powers to be are going to dump the entire blame on him. In the famous words of somebody famous… if you have “a posse,” you have to have a “fall guy!” In other words, there will always be a need for some­one to take the blame. :09—Back to “Ohtani,” first of all we all know that Japanese people are smarter than us (oh shut-up please. You know I am right, you’re just scared to say it out loud!). That being said, there is no way on God’s green earth he didn’t know $4.5 mil­lion was gone from his $700 million…trust me, he knew how much and where it was going! But listen to me Little “John­ny” and you, too, Little “Suzie,” if you think Ma­jor League Baseball is about to shut down this cash cow…well, if you do, I have a Kenny Pickett Pittsburgh Steeler shirt to sell ya!!! (Sorry, Kenny, my bad…too...