Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coordinator Marries Stripper “Pole Assassin,” Who Appeared On Jerry Springer With A Pet Monkey That Bit A Kid At Halloween Party

The love story we have all been waiting for is complete.& Texas Longhorns’ special teams coordinator, Jeff Banks, wed his former stripper girlfriend, Dani Thomas, AKA “Pole Assassin” over the weekend.& The nuptials come almost three years after Thomas made the news cycle when the exotic dancer’s emotional support monkey, who had performed onstage with her multiple times, allegedly bit a young child.  After Connor Stalions, we need an "Untold" on this. pic.twitter.com/TBK7e7XFoC— College Sports Only (@CollegeSportsO) July 23, 2024 Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks Marries Stripper Pole Assassin Sadly, there were no signs of the monkey when the coach and Thomas got married in a private ceremony in Texas recently.& “Incredible 72 hours with our family and closest friends,” Banks captioned below a selfie of the newlyweds on the dance floor at the reception.  “We truly love you all now off to Barcelona for our honeymoon,” he added.   Other staff members at the University of Texas were out in full support of the newlyweds, who have been quiet since making headlines in 2021 after meeting in 2018, allegedly after Thomas split with his wife Kori, with whom he shares daughter, Sydnei and sons Gage.   They introduced themselves...